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see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

I'm bored, and it falls to you to entertain me.
Don't ask why, that's just the way it is.

However, I come with a game to aid you in entertaining me. It's pretty simple.
The person above you makes a wish, and you take the roll of a jackass genie. Say how you would grant the wish in such a way as to give exactly what is asked for, but not what is wanted. Then, make your own wish for the next Jackass Genie.

For example: I wish for a million dollars.
Jackass genie: Granted! You'll soon be receiving 100 million pennies, dropped from a plane that is flying 3 miles over your house.
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see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

First wish: I wish for a long, healthy life.
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:12 pm Post subject: Re: Djackass Djinni game

see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

72 fat, sweaty, pimple covered nerds are breaking themselves away from intense dice rolling in their mother's basements and are even now running to your beck and call as fast as their asthmaticly weazing lungs can push them. Three even have hairy backs.

Enjoy!

I wish I would win the lottery.
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:36 pm Post subject:

Aja · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:38 pm Post subject:

Wish granted!

My, those 72 servants of yours are looking hungry...

As for me, I wish I could draw faster (and, to avoid the most obvious twist: with at least the same level of quality). Napping or Waiting

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see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

@Aja; Congratulations, you can draw like lightning.
Unfortunately, you can only draw furry-pron. On the plus side, it's remarkably high quality and you have a growing fanbase.

@Tulsileaf; You are now an oscar meyer weiner. You have fallen on a dirty floor in a poorly maintained convenience store and are covered in dust. Nobody loves you anymore, even though you are an oscar meyer weiner.

I wish I had another pad of sticky notes on my desk. I'm almost out.
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:57 pm Post subject:

see317 · Royalty Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 753

...ewww...

World peace is created as a terrible plague devastates 99.9 percent of the population. The remaining .1 percent are now zombies, who have no need to fight what with the amount of available corpses to eat. But at least it's quiet.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
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Tulsileaf · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:17 pm Post subject:

You cease to have an immune system of any sort and all your allergy problems go away. Unfortunately now, you have to deal with the hordes of virii, bacteria, parasites and other microbial hostiles which plague your world ... including the plague.

I wish I am omnipotent for all time.
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